when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
I’m dying
(Source: neptea, via kinky-zombie)
| wake up at 5 AM: | ill fucking kill all of you |
| stay up till 5 AM: | hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA |
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
(Source: cannnibalisticsandwich, via n4med)
